The science fiction action thriller is the worst film examined in Rotten Tomatoes History

By Robert Scucci | Updated 1 hour ago

If you have read one of my film reviews over the years, you will notice the same surprising model as my wife, my children, my parents and my best friends have all started to see a professional for a therapy cognitivo-behavioral extended. I as Bad films – I really love them because it is so easy to criticize art, even when so many people devote their time and energy to something so objectively terrible. After finally seeing the 2002 Ballistics: Ecks VS SeverI think that I finally reached my point of rupture because this film does not have a single buyout quality that I can think of (artistic, commercial or other), and I do not even know what the film is talking about.

I love bad movies because I admire anyone who pushes his doubt to give life to an idea. Most of us say that we can do it better, but the reality is that we cannot. However, in the case of Ballistics: Ecks VS SeverI am ready to reassess my position on the issue.

To date, Ballistics: Ecks VS Sever is classified as the worst film never examined on Rotten Tomatoes. Not only does the film have a critical score of 0%, but it maintained this abyssal evaluation in 118 unique criticisms, which makes it a real punker of the senses and your sensitivities in any imaginable ways.

What is the point?

I looked Ballistics: Ecks VS Sever Once at a regular speed, read the entire plot on Wikipedia and IMDB, looked at it a second time at 2x speed by reading with the plot, and I still don’t know what’s going on in this abomination of 70 Millions of dollars. I’m probably going to look at him once again to try to give it a meaning before launching my hands and becoming a religious man because I have never felt it lost in my whole life, and I need A sort of higher power to do it again I can therefore once again be a productive member of the company.

The alleged plot

Ballistics: Ecks VS Sever Start a little consistent when we are presented to the characters holding the film.

FIRST, We’re made Aware of Sever (Lucy Liu), an Orphaned Chinese Girl who was recruited by the Defense Intelligence Agency (Dia) and Trained Into Adultthood to Be A Heartless Yet Highly Skilled Mercenary Beforely Splintering off as a rogue operative for unknown reasons. Sever Kidnaps Michael Gant (Aidan Drummond), the son of Dia, Robert Gant (Gregg Henry), for also unexplained reasons. Former FBI agent Jeremiah Ecks (Antonio Banderas) is invited to get out of his retirement to continue the GANT affair, but to his scruples because he left the FBI after the death of his wife in a bombing of cars.

The reason why the glove is so important is that Robert has established a biological weapon known as Softkill in Michael so that it can classify technology in the United States. How does Softkill work, ask yourself? Well, it is a microscopic nanobot that can cause a heart attack or a blow to the pressure of a button, which is exactly the kind of thing you don’t want Put your own child.

Piping in his increasingly convoluted exhibition between the action sequences developed and blown by the budget, Ballistics: Ecks VS Sever crosses most of the tropes of the tired action film that we would expect. Not only did ECS and Sever put their differences aside when they learn that they are fighting against a common enemy, they are both haunted by their past, and the clock is to be able to save the day from certain destruction, But but also it is only after having unloaded an unthinkable amount of bullets in their opposition while escaping relatively unscathed death.

I do not assign you any point, and may God have mercy on your soul

After looking Ballistics: Ecks VS SeverI immediately called my friend who recommended that I look at him in the first place. For a second, I actually thought that Softkill was implanted in my spine while I was sleeping, and that I felt a stroke while submitting 91 minutes of agony after someone triggered the killswitch. After a long heart to heart conversation where I denounced the sobs, told me, to my relief the worst film never made.

While I always wonder if the smell of burned toast will end up slipping on me, making myself motionless and in palliative care, I am relieved to know that I can finally start to heal after watching Ballism: Ecks vs. Break.

If you want to have an existential crisis like no other by looking at a quantity of explosions inducing migraine taking over your feeling of being, you can rent the title on demand via first -rate video (conditional availability on site on site ), or Google Play from this writing.